Disclaimer: While this article is dressed up with facts, it's also tastefully accessorized with a touch of satire. Delta Airlines is looking for flight attendants to help staff the friendly skies ...

Sexy flight attendants flout safety to flaunt their bodies By . David K. Li. ... a flight attendant hiked up her skirt to show off a thong and frilly red panties — with a grinning male colleague ...

She tried to pull her panties up quickly but couldn't because he was standing on them. ... In the middle of the night during the red-eye, the flight attendant call button kept chiming on and off.